Odd Weekend

First off, I finished packing up my entire life and left the keys behind on Thursday night, about 10pm. Stopped in at the bar for a drink. Had to work in the morning, so didn't drink much, or stay too long.

Friday night ended up at the club with Ronny and Cris. But they left early. I did walk them out, then went back inside. It was about 1am. Bumped into Luther. He was upset about last weekend. Keniah apparently said something about our conversation, and he figured I passed on hooking up with him because I "chose Keniah's side". Well, it took until about 4am to calm him down and get him to stay friends.

Saturday was a slow day. Made a few phone calls to people far away to fill them in on details. Like Mom. She hadn't heard from me in a while, and I knew she was curious. The internet was out, and there is no TV/cable here, so it was a little bit of work to make through a whole day by myself.

Sunday met up with Ronny, Brad and Cris, and Rick. Went to Old Sturbridge Village. Met up with Dave and Al. Al, remember, is also known as Psycho Ex. Whatever. We successfully ignored each other all day. Brad got us all in for free (WGBH "family free day") so we didn't have to pay the $20 admission, which made the ridiculously expensive lunch prices less aggravating. In all, it was a nice day. The weather was gorgeous, the one guy stationed as the cobbler was super cute, and we had a great time with friends.

Then I stopped in at Ronny's and we watched Transporter 1 and 2. Jason Statham is SO hot. After the movies, I headed over to the club. Labor Day weekend, so they had a big party. Decent crowd. I accidentally only brought $4, so did not tip as well as usual. Saw a hunky latino, ended up talking with him for quite a while. He is closeted, usually prefers girls, goes to gay bars every once in a while, and usually tries to pick up a pretty drag queen. Claimed to only top, needs straight porn on in the background to be with a guy, does not dance or anything with guys at a club, and doesn't kiss guys at all. When I asked if I was 'girly' enough for him, he kind of wandered off.

Bumped into Diego. He apologized for not calling. Said he was coming to my Quitting the Job from Hell party this Friday. Asked why I didn't invite him (Cris told him). I reminded him he never called me back...

Saw Luther and Keniah. They seemed to be arguing every time I saw them, so I waved hello when I had a chance on the dance floor.

All of a sudden Latino guy grabs me, and sits down on the couch. I sit next to him. He was not having any luck with any of the women there (I told him). He asked to go back to my place. I said sure. He has issues, but who doesn't! He leaned in and gave me a kiss. With tongue! I was rather surprised (re: not kissing guys and not doing ANYTHING in public) so didn't kiss back appropriately.

We go back to 'my' place. He brings in this straight porno. I tell him I won't watch it with him. We start doing whatever, and it very quickly progresses to condom on, bend me over. I am not turned on at this point. I need a little more romantic attention first. He seems to be enjoying himself, though, and seems to climax, so we stop. He asked if I came, and I said no. He puts his boxers on, and we go to sleep. I had my hand on his thigh, and at one point it drifted down into his crotch. When I drift awake, I feel some heft under my hand, so start rubbing, and move under the boxers. This gets me going. Soon we are jerking each other. Next thing I know, he grabs another condom and puts it on ME. Hops on (way too easily for a straight guy) and seems to be totally enjoying it. As his audio cues start to progress, it sends me higher, as well, so I - uh - rearrange. I am NOT a top, so I needed to take my own matters into my own hands. So, we basically JO balls-to-balls, then go in the bathroom to wipe up. As I'm coming out of the bathroom, he has his jeans on and asks if it's OK if he stays on the couch. Uhhh, I suppose. A little while later it starts to make me nervous to him 'loose' in my friend's house, somewhat unattended. I ask if he'd rather come to the bed, which would be more comfortable. Kinda spoon up, and he asks to put the porno back on. Uhhh OK. I was really just trying to sleep, but whatever. Well, he got all excited again. I said I couldn't do it again so soon, so he just rubbered up and got himself off again. Whatever...

He then asks to take a shower. Then says he really should go home (half hour drive or so). But we end up sitting at the dining table talking for a while. He has a lot of family and religious guilt weighing him down. I did what I could to help out. Before he left, he emptied out his pockets and said "see, I am not stealing anything"! I thought that was kind of sweet. Doubt I'll ever hook up with him again. It was too wham-bam-thank ya ma'am for me. But that's what straight guys do, so it wasn't really a surprise. And he wanted to bottom. Worst of both worlds. If I'm gonna hook up with a speedy straight guy, he should at least have the decency to be a damn top!